Evil Overlords Association

Welcome to the Evil Overlords Association

First off, let me welcome and congratulate you, reader. Not only have you managed to safely circumvent all possible world sanctions imposed on this website, you've also likely got a little interest in our fair organisation. For this I congratulate you - the first step is acceptance, the second curiousity. Now, I welcome you to the Evil Overlords Association's site. It is here that you will, hopefully, have your curiosity sated and your mind made up to join us. At least, that is our wish. For now, you'll need to read on to discover whether we do have your co-operation.

Just remember; those who do not join willingly, will join by force one day. The willing get special treatment.

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Cruise Control for Cool - Attacks of Sarcasm (Excerpt) "... As this is my very first article to the Evil Overlords Association, I thought I might do something witty and clever, as per I'm supposed to. The problem I had was the obvious; it's hard to be witty and clever if someone isn't making stupid remarks that just beg to be made fun of. For the concerned to note, I'm talking mostly about my good comrade-in-crime, Miller..."

Ask Demoness! (Excerpt) "Dear Sue, Recently I split up with my girlfriend of 6 months. She told me she was stressed out with college and just needed a break and we still had a chance after exams, but since then she has been seen kissing my best friend. It’s breaking my heart. I knew he fancied her but I never suspected she felt the same, I trusted them both completely. What can I do to ease the pain?"

A Torturer's Diaries (Excerpt) Still to come!

Overlords and their Pets (Excerpt) Still to come!